took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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