Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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