WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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