Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
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his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
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After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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