hotel room ftw
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
