twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
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after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
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So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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