Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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