You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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