absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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