You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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