aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
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I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
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Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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