You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
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