You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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