You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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