i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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