This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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