So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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