from now on my penis is your penis
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
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God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
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He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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