Swine flu. Run for my life!
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
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Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
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cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
Good news!! I can adult!! π turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ππ
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