btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I believe in your delicious
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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