the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
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he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
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you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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