I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
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