Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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