i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
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Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
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In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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