I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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