it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
News Flash: Turtles are cuter than Jesus.
Congrats on damning at least 10 generations of your offspring to hell with just one text message. Way to start your morning off right.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
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I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
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It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
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