That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
I have aggressive nipples.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
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