He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
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