i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
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You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
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oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
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