doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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