It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
my dad came in to wish me a happy birthday and found me passed out in my underwear with the lights on and a plate of meat on the bed. i bet he was proud to have contributed to my creation in that moment.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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