Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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