Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
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After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
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Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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