Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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