someone get that fucking seahorse.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
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I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
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I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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