Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Randomize
