brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Hippo gnu deer
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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