Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
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