hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
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He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
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I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
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beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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