Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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