you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
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Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
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Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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