NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
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I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
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I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
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