so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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