I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
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You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
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BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
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