if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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