So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
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