I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
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