Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
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He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
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I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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