SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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