Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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