You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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