How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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