let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
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