Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
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